Let's just say I was the only one in the store that didn't have gray curly hair and a shawl. They did have a fabulous selection of quilting fabrics, but that was all in the "textiles section" (which was practically 1/2 the store). I realized they didn't have what I wanted, but I couldn't wait to look around anyway. Here are some treasures I found:
- A section dedicated to hankies.
- locally made knit and cotton baby clothes (which were very darling)
- an ENTIRE wall full of 70's ish glass goblets, tea cups and pitchers (with do not touch signs in full force).
- 6 glass display cases chuck full of Precious Moments statues.
- a large selection of what I can only describe as old lady silk shirts.
To her surprise - this didn't stop the woman from putting more things into her purse. "I couldn't believe it, there she was thieving while hymns were playing!". By this point, I started dilly dallying b/c I had to hear the end. Here's how it concluded:
- Worker: "so she started heading for the door, and that's when I knew she was going to run for it".
- Regular customer: "so what did you do?".
- Worker: "Well, I called the police immediately, you know - to tell you we'd been hit....Then Anne ran out the door to catch her, but she'd already sped away". Note: I can only imagine Anne is elderly, bless her heart, because the "parking lot" is a total of 4 slots located 10 ft outside the store exit.
- Regular: "Oh my - what did she get?"
- Worker: "EVERYTHING! Hankie's, fabric swatches, knit dresses, tons of stuff."
Regardless of not finding what I wanted, it was definitely worth the trip.
2 comments:
Scandalized old ladies are the best variety of old ladies.
I can't wait to be an old lady. I'm gonna be really good at it, I think...
I think you will be, Suz. Good indeed.
This is a wonderful story. Hopefully they learned the importance of tasering people before they leave the store.
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