Here's an idea - retire, like you said you would. Instead of taking the Tonight show, giving it a new name, putting on the air right before Conan, and stealing his ratings along with some prime TV show time slots. Honestly.
Coco - I'd like to say I watched you more. I don't watch anything really nowadays - but that's not your fault. But we did make it a point to see you a few times this week. Carry on.
