creeptastic.

I'm weird - everyone knows it. But is there anyone who can verify the creepiness of the following things? If not, that's cool. I'm ok with my craziness.

Museums: More specifically the "natural history" and/or "dino" types. They're interesting for sure. But I can't ignore the mustiness, the silence, weird lighting and displays of bones. I feel like every turn of a corner I take, something terrifying will be around it. Like this......

This was right around a corner - I almost screamed. You can't see the tears in my eyeballs. And no, the pic doesn't do Megaladon justice.....

Gigantopithecus: Or "Giant Ape". Apparently Bigfoot used to exist. This mofo is at least 10ft. tall. What's going on? What if there is one still one around? I need to stop watching Monster Quest......also, I'm never going camping again.
Car washes: The kind you sit in your car and go through. Its like its the end of the world in there - the super loud noises - robots attacking your car....I have to turn up the radio and sing or else I panic. PG 2nds my motion.