what PG refers to as "Mickey House"

Much to my dismay - PG loves the show Mickey Mouse Club House. I dislike it for many reasons (although admittedly there are far worse children's shows out there). Here's an example.

Today was "grasshopper day" - so Mickey and his pals only had the option of hopping to get around. When they got to the creek, they couldn't swim across because.......swimming isn't hopping. Mickey had a brilliant solution. HOP ACROSS ON THE BACK'S OF 2 HIPPOS.

1. Completely logical solution, right?
2. Hippos are killing machines. You'd be masacred before you even thought about doing the "hot dog dance" (Mickey's dance at the end of the show).

I told PG - "if you ever see a hippo, run for your life. Mickey obviously has no idea what he's doing."

"OK mom."