You're my kid, and certainly I love you. But there are a few things I find strange about you. Some explanations would be nice.
1. Your inexplicable fear of some men (so far a few victims include both grandpas, great grandpa, friend Jared, Chad from work and stranger at Home Depot). What is it you don't like - their hair, eye color, tone of voice? Either way, you hurt people's feelings when this is your reaction to their face:
2. Why oh why do you love fans so much? I guess I'll just book tickets to Home Depot instead of Disneyland.
3. Your obsession with cords..... (yes this is a pic of our vacuum - but its the only cord pic I had). Incidentally PG is terrified/fascinated with said vacuum.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You're the offspring of a mother who has issues shaking the hands of people with ugly feet, and a father that takes cold showers. Good luck kid.
