why do we even have that lever?

Dear Vicks,

I bought 2 of the same humidifier (one for me, one for the chillin') the other day. After setting mine up, using it for the night, and having it provide no relief for my death cold, I happened upon your little chart on the box asking "Which humidifier is for you?". I had purchased the only one that didn't have a check mark by "helps soothe cold/flu symptoms - coughing, congestion and sore throats". Why would you make such a product? Who needs "invisible cool mist" and "technology that evaporates"? I vote, dumbest product ever. In fact, its so dumb - I can't even find it on your website.....(a website with the slogan "Ease Cold Symptoms With Clean, Moist Air." Bah!)

PS - Yes I realize there's probably a niche this humidifier fills and a handy little chart on each box to help you decide on your purchase. But when you're 8 months pregnant, you're on day 22 of the death cold, your child is screaming in the cart, and you're staring at a wall of Vicks Humidifiers that all look the same, you have to think, I'm in the seventh circle of hell. Just pick one and move on with your life.

Just sayin'.

love,
Sarah