- Dave: "Hey! Who am I?" (he holds his cell phone in the air with one hand, and the remote over his heart with the other).
- Sarah: "Um....Sir Topham Hatt?"
- Dave: "NO! The Statue of Liberty"
- Dave: "Preston smells like macaroni and cheese, only before you add the cheese."
- Sarah: "You mean - he smells like pasta?"
- Dave: "Whatever - he needs a bath."
- Tyler (from our CTR 7 Primary class during his testimony): "I know the Holy Ghost is.....1 foot tall"
Ok - so maybe its just me that thinks we're funny....whatever.
4 comments:
I laughed too.
I have always thought, deep deep down, that the Holy Ghost was a little person.
P.S. Sir Topham Hatt!! HA!
I love fabulous quotes from otherwise slow weekends :)
Just to recap, though, Dave paralleled lady libertys flame of freedom with a cell phone light, and the BIBLE with a TV remote? (I'm pretty sure she's holding hte bible. . isn't she?)
At least you taught your kids better than the sunbeam who shouted "The holy ghost is BUNNY RABBITS!" in my old ward.
Reminds me of the time Caden said your pen!$ would melt if you step in lava. *sigh*
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