Dear vending machine guy,
Its a miracle that I get to work fully dressed. With that in mind - its safe to say 75% of the time my tummy has had no food in it by the time I arrive. In desperation I turn to you. I don't enjoy paying $1 for things that normally cost $0.25. However I can stomach the $.35 it costs to purchase your Whole Wheat with Cheese crackers. But I've noticed a pattern. By the time Thursdays arrive, your cheap goodies are sold out. Aside from my blinding anger every time this happens, I have to ask why? Obviously these crackers sell out fast because A. they are cheap, and B. they are cheap. Please take note of your stock and plan accordingly before someone gets hurt.
Best,
Sarah
3 comments:
Oh man! I hope your fall back was Grandma's cookies. I love those mofos.
Will you also ask the vending machine guy why he makes the Pink Cookies so freaking expensive yet so freaking delicious??
A pioneer in spirit, you are devoted to work and quest after knowledge.
Keep seeking that knowledge from the vending gods.
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