- "Don't pick up the sombrero - there's a fake tarantula underneath it."
- "I'm shooting you with ukulele."
- "All right - who put Ranch Dressing in the soap dispensers?"
- "Our office is located next to your mom's house."
- "I'm singing the Canadian National Anthem to you - why aren't you standing?"
- I've also used the phrase "Cool Beans" TWICE this week, which makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
- McCain's thoughts on the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Reflections of Christ.
sigh.
7 comments:
Are you sure it was the soap dispensers? I thought it was just J's drink container...
Aren't those "higher ups" emails so hilarious? We must work for a company with Mormon founders--or values--or something...
Lame-o emails are my fave. Especially the ones that tell you not to mess it up and pass it on to a hundred friends. I honestly don't HAVE a hundred friends, so I get a guilt complex.
Oh, I miss those days.
Have you seen Hot Rod? I know, I know, but seriously it was hilarious. I love that STUPID sequence when they are saying cool beans.
Yes, but did you have the following coversation with your boss yesterday?
Me: Yes, but twins are usually born smaller than single babies, so maybe the labor won't be THAT bad.
Boss Lady: Yeah, like a big fart.
Me: Or a big poo...
Boss Lady: Yeah, like a big poo...
Ahh, and thus we reached the "too close for comfort" stage of our relationship.
Oh yes Erin - after J discovered the Ranch in his drink container, he dumped it into the soap dispenser in the ladies restroom.....
wow, interesting work environment...
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