a few recent convos.

There's a lot you've missed. Very important topics of discussion.....

Convo #1:

Me: Babe, chill. I'm almost ready.

D: Just put your hair in a side pony and lets get out of here.

Convo #2:

Me: So, if we accidentally consume a little bit of that plastic, won't we get sick?

D: No way - its just like if you have a little wax from a birthday candle on your cake.

Me: No its not.

D: Why?

Me: Because plastic is plastic, and candles are wax.

Convo #3: (referring to the new and ridiculous Bruno Mars song Grenade)

Me: Babe. Would you catch a grenade for me?

D: Yes. But I'd try to get rid of it as fast as possible. That guy is an idiot.

Convo #4: D is driving, I'm shotgun (naturally? whatever)

D: I'm pulling through Taco Bell, do you want anything?

Me: Sick. No.

D: Whatever - look up new Redbox releases and we'll grab a movie on our way home.

Me: (Rattling off titles) Ug. Reading my phone makes me carsick.

D: Holy Cow, this burrito is amazing.

Me: No really, I feel sick.

D: Its sooooooo goooooood.

Me: (Rattling off titles) Seriously, I feel like I'm going to puke.

D: Babe. This burrito has Fritos in it. FRIIITTT......

Me: Would you shut up about the freaking Frito Burrito? I. Am. Going. To. Puke.

Silence.

D: Fritos. That's all I'm gonna say.