bear.

Does anyone watch that show Man Vs. Wild? Its pretty disgusting, and awesome. Perhaps disgustingly awesome - repulsive yet you can't look away. The show follows ex-British special forces serviceman Bear Grylles as he's dumped into extreme locales across the globe and has 3 days to find civilization. We don't watch it regularly, but if you catch one episode, you can't help but watch another if its airing after it. Thus the sporadic inadvertent marathons of survival TV watching.

I've noticed though, with all the disgusting things Bear eats, and utilizes for survival, nothing he says sounds silly or gross because of his accent. In one episode he said "I've come down with really bad case of diarrhea, which is never a good sign when you don't have a steady supply of water"......

Did I laugh? No. But I should have. Wow Bear. Wow.

He also has a son named Marmaduke. Totally boss.