way to go, fattie.

I do not kid when I say I have consumed a ridiculous amount of food over the past 3 weeks. If I were a bear, I'd be sleeping comfortably through the next 2 winters at the very least. Good thing we're home, cause at the pace I was going I'd have to be crane lifted to Jerry Springer in the very near future.

Although I don't take pictures of myself gorging, here are some examples:

Who needs plates? That's how we roll.

Who needs dinner when you can stroll into grandma's pantry and down 2 lbs of M&Ms before anyone finds you?

And I won't say how many of these actually made it out of the house to our party......so many brave souls on that plate. They fought a good fight, but they didn't stand a chance.

Also - you know you've made a gargantuan amount of pies when you your brother walks out of the kitchen eating a slice like its a piece of pizza.

Viva la holidays. I love you so.